In celebration of Labor Day, we wanted to give you 7 'hacks' on how you can increase your labor footprint.
We know that automation is all the rage these days, but really, who needs it?
People have long proven their superiority over machines. I mean, John Henry beat the steam engine flat out. No question.
Then take the resulting paper, and file it away. The added paper volume will require an entire new records department to manage if you don’t already have one.
So why not give them a perfect, high-resolution scan? To ensure the maximum use of your labor pool:
Congratulations. You’ve immediately doubled the effort of scanning those documents. Not to mention that Automatic Document Feeder (ADF) that you paid extra for will never need its rollers replaced — because you won’t be using it!
But make sure you change the schema every year. This will ensure an ongoing “circle of life” for your filing personnel.
Ensure no training is provided, and don’t allow any “cheat sheets” at their desks.
As a matter of fact, make them move desks every 4 hours.
That should keep them on their toes!
For this type of integration, you need one PC or computer terminal for every system that needs to have this data. The index operator will then re-key that data for each system.
BIG TIP: If the monitors are packed together, they may not even have to “swivel” their chairs to get to the next system. But you should ensure the maximum swivel.
We can’t let our labor force be too sedentary. Swiveling burns calories, and that’s good for your workers, dizziness aside.
Your workers get to do all the tasks (no matter if they want to or not) by hand, manually, just as God intended!
So you won’t be using any Optical Character Recognition tools or any other data entry automation. Your company’s work will be as wasteful pure and analog as a hand-written letter.
If there’s a “workflow” to the document being indexed, make sure to use the “sneaker net” to move the document to its next destination. With everyone working remotely, this could even involve the post office or expensive overnight shipping services.
Ideally, you’ll hire an internal staff of couriers just for the time-consuming job of hand delivering these important documents to workers.
This will ensure your couriers always have something to do, and you can gift your staff fine pens to be used to hand-sign each document. A hand-signed document is such a ridiculous nice touch in this digital age!
Once the document has been signed by all the signatories (that’s what you get to call anyone involved in the signing process! Fancy!):
You don’t want your perfect, signed original document to get any laser-printed dust on it, do you?
BIG TIP: Lastly, make sure you notify by personal note (again, handwritten is a nice touch here) all the signatories for a document.
The couriers can even deliver the note with special archivist gloves to add a little “pomp and circumstance” as needed.
Of course, this was all written with our tongues firmly planted in our cheeks. Please do not do any of this.
Automation has a place in the celebration of our labor force, however. Automation is what frees workers to do meaningful work. Meaningful work is what drives us as a species towards greatness.
So as we celebrate how labor has driven us forward as a nation over a BBQ and an adult beverage or two, let’s reflect on what we can do in our lives to help drive us to greatness.
Things like automate the boring, repetitive stuff and get us back to doing something meaningful.
“Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad.” - Dostoevsky
“Without work, all life goes rotten. But when work is soulless, life stifles and dies.” - Albert Camus
"Human nature has been sold short...[humans have] a higher nature which...includes the need for meaningful work, for responsibility, for creativeness, for being fair and just, for doing what is worthwhile and for preferring to do it well". - Abraham Maslow
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